My reaction when:

1. My brother and sister say “I’m gonna tell mom/dad”.

2. The neighbors say they’re calling the cops.

3. Someone honks.

4. My professor says “You’re late!” when I come through the door.

5. People say I cuss too much.

bdawnfbaby:

athenamesina:

Bbys @BTAMAPUA & @adxmburt 😘💜 (Taken with instagram)

this boy DOUGH and my fams DOUGH

I’m not a boy DOUGH. I’m a man.

Relevant.

(Source: insomniaticthoughts)